Blind Date From Hell

Blind Date From Hell

It was a blind date from Hell, that's what it was for me.
"Gimme three steps," is what I said.  Good God, set me free.
I don't know which one was worse, her bark or her bite.
But I had to keep grinning 'til I could get her safely out of sight.

	It started out so innocent, I answered her ad.
	Five foot seven, looking for fun!  It didn't sound to bad.
	I called her up on the telephone, and the hours, they flew by.
	Then I went to pick her up at eight one night, and said "Why? Tell me why?"

It was a blind date from Hell, that's what it was for me.
"Gimme three steps," is what I said.  Good God, set me free.
I don't know which one was worse, her bark or her bite.
But I had to keep grinning 'til I could get her safely out of sight.

	She was five foot seven, like she said.  But it was side to side.
	She put me in a head lock, pulled me up close and said, "Let's go for a ride.
	"I'm a motorcycle mama, my Hog's all set."  And out the door we went.
	In all the hours in all the bars, those were the worst I've spent.

It was a blind date from Hell, that's what it was for me.
"Gimme three steps," is what I said.  Good God, set me free.
I don't know which one was worse, her bark or her bite.
But I had to keep grinning 'til I could get her safely out of sight.

	She told me her life story.  A sad one, plain to see,
	Then all about her lovers.  I quit counting at sixty three.
	When through the door a man came in with a gun in his hand,
	He said, "I've had it Linda Lue with your runnin 'round, it's time to make a stand."

It was a blind date from Hell, that's what it was for me.
"Gimme three steps," is what I said.  Good God, set me free.
I don't know which one was worse, her bark or her bite.
But I had to keep grinning 'til I could get her safely out of sight.